This post is about Britney Spears. The details of Spears’s death are so disturbing, that I decided to write in terms of the details of the homicide that it sparked. This homicide was committed, and the murderer is still at large.
A few days ago, in the early hours of Nov. 2, 2017, I received an email from a woman named Britney Spears — or rather, Britney Spears as she might one day like to present herself: her real name, her correct address, her email. This post is about Britney Spears. As is common among her fans, I would like to share my thoughts and experience with her and all women. But because I am a lady, I can’t just post such things around the internet; I have to get a PR person to make sure people know to take my thoughts down. However, because I am good at making friends who appreciate my thoughts and I am good at getting compliments, I have managed to stay in polite company even during this time.
I wanted to getThis post is about Britney Spears. Why? Because Britney Spears is in the news again. It was only a week ago that Britney was caught with her hands in the cookie jar — not to mention, it was her second offense. And the first time was much worse. There was this very ugly photo where Britney was in a hot tub with a guy, who apparently was one of her managers.
And then there was the news out of Sweden, where Britney found love a month and a half ago (and